Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: one of the "judges" on their payroll presides over your case, determines you're a Republican, then executes you with the rifle stashed under their bench.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: make it a requirement for their newcomer constituents to choke the life out of a Republican in order for them to get their free healthcare and 5-star hotel rooms.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: a Squad ISIS agent sits next to you and detonates the brick of C-4 they always tote.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: have their barista brigade poison anyone wearing the "wrong" hat.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: have their nerf herder trample you with a big stinky-ass nerf.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: have their lunatic constituents stab you to death during your commute.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: line you up in their sights and shoot you. Oh wait... that's their current method.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: the tag-team combination of Puddin' Head Zombie and Jelly Bean Pretzel Zombie - THAT would be pure devastation!

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: put a loaded rifle up in the rafters of a stadium, so it can scope out and kill whoever they want. Totally within the realm of possibility, because these idiots believe that guns can shoot all by themselves.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: reprogram Joetato's autopen to go full Terminator and shove pen into brainstem of all Republicans it can find.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: resurrect Puddin' Head from Hell and have the Puddin' Head Zombie rip all Republicans to pieces. They are the Party of Satan, so this is entirely possible.

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: leave guns at school for kids to take home, then text them to shoot their Republican parent(s) for a new Nintendo. Man, it's brilliant!

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: send the dumb Irish hippo to your house to fuckin' EAT YOU. No body, no crime, right?

Possible new method of assassination by the DN☭: Rashida Taliban mailing her portrait to unsuspecting Republicans. DO NOT open any mysterious large envelopes!

This kid puts the DN☭ to shame. They'll probably have him shot too.

Well, one of their snipers recently murdered Charlie Kirk. So, maybe that's what this DN☭ asshole meant with his mainstream-media-approved rhetoric.

The Party of Satan must pay these judges a lot to get them to chronically betray America.

The outcome libclowns love, because... don't cap ol' Smokey!

Follow the trail of white powder, if you want to find Joetato's convicted felon.

Someone should red flag this dumb Dem mayor.

I'm convinced that libclowns love being mass murderers and creating new ones.

Embrace the end of our existence. Yeah, Christina Evans is a certified dumbfuck.

I know, I know, qualifications are raaaaycyst, but sometimes you have to do what is in the best interest of your business.

When a serial rapist cries rape.

Looks like the one I'm willing to sacrifice via disembowelment and tracheal resection gets to play president for a little longer.

Now, I can't wait to tune in to MORE SHIT. Yay!

No one should ever appropriate another's culture. I guess I have to give up on driving and using the phone.

So, this is what unemployed racists do in their spare time?

If it seems like you can't get ahead, or even break even, chances are there's a libclown to thank.