Big Mike single? Ha! Not if Bacrook's butthole can still take it.

Rolling is just more efficient than walking.

The brutality of the PLT is well documented.

He's either a vile excuse for a human, or a saint who can do no wrong and deserves freebies galore.

Big Mike want snu-snu!

The entitlement generation marches on.

Evil frauds often support evil frauds.

How dare the President of the United States of America fly the flag of the United States of America, sign bills into law, and wipe his butt without permission from the judicial branch. Impeach!

The one demographic the DN☭ has locked in... forever.

Donald J. Trump... bringer of the Texas floods... savior of the LA tunnel incident. He can flip over airplanes with a mere thought! Hey, I'm just connecting the libclown logic, and it seems that logic has him pegged at the level of God. I wonder how many libclowns realize this.

They also believe in tolerance. Just... no MAGA hats or they'll beat your ass... in a tolerant way, of course.

Traitors should be fired... and fired again in front of a squad.

Why take a tour of a toilet, unless you want to see turds?

How much you wanna bet the wokey jokeys will side with the men in skirts?

As a libclown, is your hypocrisy unbearable? Do you find yourself liking something you used to hate, all because of Trump, and it's causing too much mental anguish? If so, you may be suffering from TDS. Talk to your physician and ask if cyanide is right for you.

I wonder if Bacrook is still taking it from both ends every night.

I'd rather huff cyanide gas or eat Rosie O'Donnell's ass than experience the DN☭'s American dream.

Yeah, he gets calls, but that's just the Alzheimer's ringing between his ears.

Why dafuk did we stop this?

Does Animal know who's been in his stash?

Sure smells like radical libclown perpetration... unless someone pissed off those hateful Amish again.

The DN☭'s proud warrior had some mission success. I wonder if they'll be celebrating at Rashida Taliban's or Omar bin Laden's house.

It's not unusual for today's princess to stand at the urinal in the men's room.

I wonder if Joetato can still grind his organ and get his goofy sidekick performing one more time.

The thing about brain-damaged idiots is that they don't realize how damaged their brains are.

You're on video doing what you did, stupid bitch. Was it your fugly-ass clone assaulting officers that day?

Nothing surprising comes out of the fake-news industry anymore.

The fools of NYC have fools to choose from. How appropriate.

Her butt alone is a weapon of mass destruction. Add the rest of her and we're talking war-crime-level obliteration.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again a million times over: illegal aliens should not be allowed in Congress.

Former Surgeon Generals Antonia Novello and Jerome Adams aren't white men. The majority of justices on the US Supreme Court aren't white men. The entirety of the Congressional Black Caucus of CONGRESS aren't white men. But yeah, stupid bitch, go on about the system "only been about white men" if your LIE helps you sleep at night.