This guy's pretty brave for facing down the gun barrel of Love. I wonder if he caught a glimpse of the bullets of Tolerance.

Prison... deportation... these things have high recidivism. I know something that doesn't.

I wonder if Chuck the Useless Fuck and his fellow Dumbasscrats know that their scam will be revealed if guvamint shuts down.

Thanks for doing the right thing, Raul.

Arrest, prosecute, and execute the treasonous worm who lied to America, and aided and abetted enemies of America.

Rashida Taliban = fugliest thing EVER. She didn't fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, no sir. She ran face-first into its trunk and broke the fucking thing in half!

A lot of people talk about swiftness and certainty of punishment as major crime deterrents. I believe in severity!

Bad news for Demoncrats, especially Squad ISIS... with all their pals getting arrested and whatnot... sad times.

Poor Zulu warriors, being marginalized like that is soooo raycyst.

Oh Cucklandia, how you reflexively jump from one limp-wristed fruitcake to another.

Dear Capital One, let me tell you what I told Bank of Un-America: FUCK yourselves and DIE.

The DN☭ hates America. That is a certifiable FACT.

Maybe if the kid had eliminated world hunger, ended all wars, and discovered an endless supply of free energy... maybe then... these Dumbasscrats would have stood up for him. NAAAAAA! Not with Trump introducing him.

The deep state protects itself... but we already knew that.

Schools, businesses, and households should be required to have a sign on all toilets that says, "Poo goes here." You know... just to make it clear.

The cucks of Cucklandia are enemies of America.

Dear libclowns, instead of being feckless traitors, why not try NOT giving "free" healthcare (as paid for by US citizens) to foreign criminals?

Turnabout is fair play. I'm sure this so-called "judge" would agree.

The push-button princess George Jetson had nothing on the lazy fucks in our government.

I identify as mentally ill for the purpose of getting special rights, favors, and protections.

She's a pretty well-trained mongrel. I could picture hiring her to lick the peanut butter from my crack.

If I had afro pylons for hair, I'd probably be a useless junkie-ass rap poser too.

Cucklandia is a worthless, icy, slippery, and feculent thing to land on. No wonder this pilot had problems.

Dear assholes at Apple, fall into a wood chipper soon.

They also have sniper rifles, but they're not very good with them.

Squeeze 'em hard, libclowns. Squeeze 'em for all they're worth!

To be fair, they're only following the will of their lord and savior... Satan.

Accept facts, not the ☭NN gaslight.

Corruption appointed by senility is still corruption.

Think it can't happen? Well then, you don't know what Satan's minions are capable of.

When this "judge" calls for order in her courtroom, does the President get to block that?