Can't wait for this useless and absolute loser-ass curmudgeon to DIE.

When you've been stuffing Bacrook's crack every night for years, I guess a little variety doesn't hurt the ol' meat stick.

It's not easy being Big Mike.

I'm not really conflicted. I own a pretty fine set of screwdrivers.

How to make a jackass of yourself in front of a camera? Start by getting tips from these useless fucks.

Fucking Every MAGA American has an opportunity for more fucking here.

Cucklandia should not be another state of the US, but it can be bought and used as a landfill, which is about all it's worth.

You give libtards what they want, and then they don't want it. They want to be a sanctuary city, but then they don't want busses filled with illegal aliens. They want to defund their police, but then they want cops to deal with the increased crime. What the actual fuck is with these stupid assholes?!

Judy in the men's room with tampons. Hmm... that's got some vibe... that could be a great song or something.

Hey, hey, hey, I wonder if good ol' Fat Alvin will be prosecuting this out-of-control senior citizen.

I would draft a $100 check for Cranston's head on a platter. Maybe I can get uber skank Kathy Griffin to do it. I don't think she's employed in any capacity. Those statements were "obviously made in jest." Hey, it worked for uber cunt Jane Fonda.

Dear insufferable libcunt, it's not all about you. You don't even register on President Trump's radar. Maybe make another threat with another bloody head if you want his attention. Oh, and don't forget to die soon. In your case, I really want cancer to hurry up and do its thing.

I've seen videos of hippos eating whole watermelons in one bite. It's quite fascinating.

Unfunny, irritating, and piece of shit are more words that come to mind when I hear mention of this schmuck.

It's nice to see transplants from Kashyyyk are doing well in our society.

Deadly Events Inevitable.

Die, DEI. Die!

Another libtarded bitch to stuff into the big house.

I really do hope that in the 2nd Trump presidency, vile bitches like this cunt get put away for a loooong time.