I guess they'll have to get back to producing more musical garbage, cuz this shiz wit the law be wack.

Wacist shizniz be messin' wit our bizniz.

Instead of appropriating an established straight white male character, why don't you wokey jokey libtards go fuck yourselves?

Proud to still be on the Amazon Boycott Train.

Hey Joetato, better get all the ice cream you can on the taxpayers' dime before your Depends-strapped ass gets kicked the fuck out!

Hey PolitiFuck, your "Lie of the Year" IS the lie of the year.

Georgiana's lying mouth sure is expensive. The top brassholes at ABC should consider termination.

I already know the libtard answer to my rhetorical question - NO.

Maybe after his stint as a congressional race baiter, this clown can DEI himself into a nice cushy job as a fire alarm tester.

Stop being black white supremacists, sayeth the libclowns.

Dear pollsters, illegal aliens and the terminally libtarded are not Americans. Please try again.

Parents, do society a favor and don't send your kids to these indoctrination centers until libtards in the faculty ranks have been purged.

I also hope his Wookiee alleviates himself before the ceremony. Legend has it, he crapped himself last time Trump was inaugurated, and a certain funk was in the air the entire time.

If you have a lust for lies, the clowns at CNN won't let you down.

Dear Mr. Organ Grinder, if you cannot lure your old pal from the set of The Spew, then I believe a younger performer who danced all year long for Joetato will be seeking employment soon.

I feel bad for the organ grinder who lost this critical part of his act. Good news is maybe he can lure it back with peanuts.

Come to think of it, all those DUIs here in the US caused by Meheekan tequila... yeah... guess who should be liable for that.

I guess I'm wasting my time trying to appeal to the logic of a potato.

Farcebook is owned and operated by ultra-libclown dicks who hate inconvenient facts and your freedom of speech.

I wonder how many non-intelligent non-Americans actually subscribe to this non-non-POS rag of propaganda.

Kimmy receives the last descendant of the Ding Dong Dynasty... on a regular basis.

To get onto the Illinois Supreme Court, you have to swear allegiance to the DN☭ and have credit in 8th-grade woke civics... and... that's about it.

I also think about that character in Full Metal Jacket. Yeah, you know who.

The DN☭ and their propaganda outlets are pro-illegal alien and pro-murder. Prove me wrong.