Q: What would we do without the Party of Satan? A: Live better lives.

I bet if NYC bans choking, then no one would ever choke again. It's such a big problem, who wouldn't want to do something about it? Maybe they can just ban food, which is a major cause of choking. You know... if it'll save one life.™

Fucking Every MAGA American.

The adventures in libclown logic never fail to amuse.

"Trump's dog whistling to murder chickens. Impeach!" - libclowns

Libclowns consistently vote their problems into office, and then they wonder why they have so many problems. That good ol' libclown logic is something special.

I cannot begin to fathom the depths of your mental retardation if you are a fan of this fucking garbage.

About as useful as having cancer also comes to mind.

Then, a third law: food and water embargo on said island.

If affirming mental illness is your highest priority, then maybe you should resign, dumbass.

Got mulch?

Dear libclowns, Trump is your president, again. LOL. Go fornicate yourselves with a chainsaw as hard as you possibly can. BAHAHAHA.

Half of US citizens are garbage, eh? Senile dipshit apparently doesn't know his own son, or what lies south of our border.

You think DN☭-voting libtarded garbage cares about your rights?

If you want to send a clear message, Israel, then DO IT and don't hesitate.

I don't care how famous you think you are, if you vote for Joetato's hyena, you're a butt-fucking idiot and a traitor.